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Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

Lots of numbers…… If only I knew what they meant



remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

Did that actually happen? Or was it just a clever conspiracy between the government and the big business to make money…….. Hmm?


if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

Isn’t that what YouTubers do but on omegle

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when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow


I once heard the people behind me complaining about how slow I was going, took all my politeness to not turn round and insult them

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